shoes, any questions?

Shoes are so a way of life. People forget to think about how we need our feet to get us inside the stoors to shop for more shoes. How boring is, "I only have three pair, one brown pair of sandels, one black pair of dress shoes, and one pair of tennis-shoes".
Come on can this be true, how can one survive on 3 pair. Your feet need to look different sometimes, I mean after all people have to look at your same ugly mug everyday and sometimes the need to look down at your feet to look away and in most cases someone is telling a lie to your face so they need something to look at while they are lying. Shoes makes the world go round and you can have too much of everything but never enough shoes. Shoes does the body good. Any questions?